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Total Medals Earned: 184 (From 43 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,245 Points

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Quick Sand

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/105 points)

Cave half full 5 Points

Beat half the levels

Escape 50 Points

Beat the game once

SpeedRun 50 Points

Beat the game in Speed Run

Robinson Crusoe: The Game

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/220 points)

Tool Finder 5 Points

Find all 8 useable tools in the game

Survivor 10 Points

Survive the cannibal attack

Happy Shack 5 Points

Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'

Always Energetic 25 Points

Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy

Fed Well 25 Points

Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger

Forever Satisfied 25 Points

Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale

Never Thirsty 25 Points

Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst

Built All 50 Points

Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days

Wilsooonnnn! 50 Points

Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 3/14 (25/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Shut Up And Fulp

Medals Earned: 4/10 (100/325 points)

Ascension 25 Points

Hi, my name is Tom

Ding Dong 25 Points

I'd like to check myself in

Dong Rising 25 Points

Too much exposition

Shitlist 25 Points

And your name is on it

Castle Crasher 25 Points

And I just shaved, too!

Don't Drop the Soap 25 Points

Surprise!

New Challenger 25 Points

Heh, Emily Queer, get it?

Office Party 25 Points

Not nerf guns this time, though.

Soul Bound 25 Points

This is in your history forever

Fulp Fiction 100 Points

Well aren't you special?

Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival

Stealing the Diamond

Medals Earned: 2/11 (100/435 points)

Aggressive Ending 50 Points

Win the aggressive way

Undetected Ending 50 Points

Win the undetected way

BUNP 5 Points

I TOLD you dog!

It's a Joke Guys 5 Points

I did it on purpose...

01100010 10 Points

6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a

Like a D6 10 Points

Lose 6 points

Epic Ending 50 Points

Win the epic way

Failtastic 50 Points

Fail 55 times

Fail Champion 100 Points

Watch all 40 unique fails

Obscure Medal 100 Points

You know you want this medal

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 5/17 (125/525 points)

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 5/16 (100/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

the Kill Kar II: Revenge

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)

Klean run 10 Points

Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car

Krapped on 10 Points

Pass a level with less then 5% health left

Kataklism 25 Points

Kill everyone in any level using only missiles

Krash the Kage 25 Points

Escape to the big city

Kash Kow 50 Points

Earn over 100,000 dollars

Kill-a-K 50 Points

Kill one thousand people

Kan do 100 Points

Beat all levels above 80%

Kant Katch Up 100 Points

Get gold on all race levels

Kraked 100 Points

Beat the game